New boots

Coffee sipped patiently

No opportunity here to rush

Relying on someone else's hands

So I'll just enjoy the hush

Traffic zips by outside

But I'm cushioned from the noise

Air guns whizz and whizz again

Toys for big big boys

Nervous man sits near me

New customer strolls inside

Takes his place beside me

While they tinker with his pride

And before you raise an eyebrow

I'm talking about his car

Exhaust clamps and tracking check

For his German three-pointed star 

And why am I here myself?

New boots for VRS

Tread and grip have run so low

A matter to address

So both me and my vehicle

Are parked up for time out

Coffee for me, tyres for the car

To give us both some clout

But now the work is over

Time for it all to fall down flat

I'm presented with the massive bill

I can only respond 'funk that!'